t0 aLL tHem pe0pLe pursuing a nursing career 0ut tHere... tHis 0ne`s f0r y0u guys =]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask , "Are my
testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
sir. '

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely......


A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? "

t0 aLL tHem pin0ys and pinays 0ut tHere... tHis 0ne`s f0r y0u guys =]

Pinoys Favorite Food:
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT,
so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may
as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS
YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE
FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts...)

1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog

2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog

3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog

4. PORKSILOG - Pork, Sinangag, Itlog

5. CHICKSILOG - Chicken, Sinangag Itlog

6. AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso

7. LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog

8. PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog

9. KALOG - Kanin, Itlog

10. PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog

11. MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog

12. BAHAW - Bakang Inihaw (akala ninyo kaning lamig ano)

13. KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw

14. HIMAS - Hipon Malasado

15. HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso

16. HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan

17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo,
Malasado, Laing, Kilawin

18. DILA - Dinuguan, Laing

19. DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo

20. BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape

21. BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape,
Molong Pancit

22. KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong

23. KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit

24. SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Pancit

25. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit - Take out

26. SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo

27. SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige,
Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out with Ketchup

28. PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong

29. PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong

30. PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Kapeng Barako

31. PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Saging + Yosi

32. PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Kape

33. PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya,
Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit

34. SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis

35. SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo

36. SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit

37. SUB O MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige

38. SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki,
Kochinta

39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola
Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis

40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as #39,
minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.


NOW, YOU BELIEVE FILIPINO CUISINE MENUS CAN BE SO
APPETIZING, SERVED WITH SIZZLING LIBIDO... ENJOY YOUR
MEAL, BON APPETITI !!!

hehe

today is a good day.
i was gonna go to church but then i didn`t wake up when my mom was trying to wake me
the problem is that she goes to church too early...
to tell the truth, i feel bad for not going to church for so long.
well yeah...
oh and last night, a close friend of mine shared his problem to me.
i feel really bad for him because he's so down and depressed i guess.
and yeah...
but i was glad that he trusts me
and he knows that i could spare a helping hand, crying shoulder, or back to lean on.
i hope all goes well with him after this.

GuessWhoBatman translates to GeorgeW.Bush

this is a song written and sang by lily allen
it`s got a really nice message.
some say that its about president bush.
the title of the song is...

GUESS WHO BATMAN [GWB= george w. bush... ??? certain co-incidence... ?]

and the lyrics goes...

look inside
look inside your tiny mind
now look a bit harder
cause we're so uninspired
so sick and tired
of all the hatred you harbor

so you say, its not okay to be gay
well i think you`re just evil
you`re just some racist
you can`t tie your laces
your point of view is medieval

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don`t stay in touch

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause your words don`t translate
and its getting quite late
so please don`t stay in touch...

do you get
do you get a little kick out of being small minded
you want to be like your father
its approval you`re after
well its not how you find it

do you
do you really enjoy living a life that`s so hateful
cause there`s a hole where your soul should be
you`re losing control of it
and its really distasteful

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don`t stay in touch

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause your words don`t translate
and its getting quite late
so please don`t stay in touch...

look inside
look inside your tiny mind
now look a bit harder
cause we're so uninspired
so sick and tired
of all the hatred you harbor


fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don`t stay in touch

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause your words don`t translate
and its getting quite late
so please don`t stay in touch...

soooo

yesterday was a fun day.
well it started out with me waking up and dropping off my sister.
then i went home and played guild wars with JOHN.
we were having so much fun.
anyway... after gaming, i decided to take a shower because i was gonna go to the hospital to get my reading for my second tuberculosis test.
it was a negative by the way.
then bessy joana called me and asked if i was gonna go to our friend kayie`s crib party.
i said if she goes home with me maybe i`ll go.
so JOHN and i picked her up at her place and he dropped us off at our my place.
so i told my mom that i was going somewhere with joana and she said okay but she said to not be too late and i better be home at sundown.
so i went out to pick up my sister, dropped my sister off at home, and then joana and i went to JOHN`s place because he was still cooking.
when we got there, he was almost done with the cooking but still had to cook rice and do dishes so i said i`m gonna help him with the cooking.
so when we were done, we went straight to kayie`s crib and watched a movie until just before sundown.
i got home at exactly 7 pm.
t`was a really really fun day yesterday.

today was kinda stressful because i did laundry with my mom and sis and my brother was there
so i had to deal with my brother which is just not cool.
but oh well.

daily life pt3

0k. t0day waS actuaLLy a fun day.
i w0ke up reaLLy earLy t0day t0 meet witH my bf <3
but i`m scared tHat i'm g0nna get an0rexic cuz i d0n`t eat tHat mucH.
s0metimes i d0n`t even eat at aLL.
but yeaH t0day was reaLLy fun.