t0 aLL tHem pe0pLe pursuing a nursing career 0ut tHere... tHis 0ne`s f0r y0u guys =]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask , "Are my
testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
sir. '

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely......


A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? "

t0 aLL tHem pin0ys and pinays 0ut tHere... tHis 0ne`s f0r y0u guys =]

Pinoys Favorite Food:
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT,
so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may
as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS
YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE
FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts...)

1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog

2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog

3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog

4. PORKSILOG - Pork, Sinangag, Itlog

5. CHICKSILOG - Chicken, Sinangag Itlog

6. AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso

7. LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog

8. PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog

9. KALOG - Kanin, Itlog

10. PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog

11. MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog

12. BAHAW - Bakang Inihaw (akala ninyo kaning lamig ano)

13. KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw

14. HIMAS - Hipon Malasado

15. HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso

16. HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan

17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo,
Malasado, Laing, Kilawin

18. DILA - Dinuguan, Laing

19. DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo

20. BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape

21. BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape,
Molong Pancit

22. KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong

23. KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit

24. SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Pancit

25. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit - Take out

26. SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo

27. SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige,
Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out with Ketchup

28. PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong

29. PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong

30. PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Kapeng Barako

31. PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Saging + Yosi

32. PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Kape

33. PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya,
Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit

34. SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis

35. SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo

36. SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit

37. SUB O MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige

38. SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki,
Kochinta

39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola
Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis

40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as #39,
minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.


NOW, YOU BELIEVE FILIPINO CUISINE MENUS CAN BE SO
APPETIZING, SERVED WITH SIZZLING LIBIDO... ENJOY YOUR
MEAL, BON APPETITI !!!

hehe

today is a good day.
i was gonna go to church but then i didn`t wake up when my mom was trying to wake me
the problem is that she goes to church too early...
to tell the truth, i feel bad for not going to church for so long.
well yeah...
oh and last night, a close friend of mine shared his problem to me.
i feel really bad for him because he's so down and depressed i guess.
and yeah...
but i was glad that he trusts me
and he knows that i could spare a helping hand, crying shoulder, or back to lean on.
i hope all goes well with him after this.

GuessWhoBatman translates to GeorgeW.Bush

this is a song written and sang by lily allen
it`s got a really nice message.
some say that its about president bush.
the title of the song is...

GUESS WHO BATMAN [GWB= george w. bush... ??? certain co-incidence... ?]

and the lyrics goes...

look inside
look inside your tiny mind
now look a bit harder
cause we're so uninspired
so sick and tired
of all the hatred you harbor

so you say, its not okay to be gay
well i think you`re just evil
you`re just some racist
you can`t tie your laces
your point of view is medieval

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don`t stay in touch

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause your words don`t translate
and its getting quite late
so please don`t stay in touch...

do you get
do you get a little kick out of being small minded
you want to be like your father
its approval you`re after
well its not how you find it

do you
do you really enjoy living a life that`s so hateful
cause there`s a hole where your soul should be
you`re losing control of it
and its really distasteful

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don`t stay in touch

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause your words don`t translate
and its getting quite late
so please don`t stay in touch...

look inside
look inside your tiny mind
now look a bit harder
cause we're so uninspired
so sick and tired
of all the hatred you harbor


fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don`t stay in touch

fuck you
fuck you very very much...
cause your words don`t translate
and its getting quite late
so please don`t stay in touch...

soooo

yesterday was a fun day.
well it started out with me waking up and dropping off my sister.
then i went home and played guild wars with JOHN.
we were having so much fun.
anyway... after gaming, i decided to take a shower because i was gonna go to the hospital to get my reading for my second tuberculosis test.
it was a negative by the way.
then bessy joana called me and asked if i was gonna go to our friend kayie`s crib party.
i said if she goes home with me maybe i`ll go.
so JOHN and i picked her up at her place and he dropped us off at our my place.
so i told my mom that i was going somewhere with joana and she said okay but she said to not be too late and i better be home at sundown.
so i went out to pick up my sister, dropped my sister off at home, and then joana and i went to JOHN`s place because he was still cooking.
when we got there, he was almost done with the cooking but still had to cook rice and do dishes so i said i`m gonna help him with the cooking.
so when we were done, we went straight to kayie`s crib and watched a movie until just before sundown.
i got home at exactly 7 pm.
t`was a really really fun day yesterday.

today was kinda stressful because i did laundry with my mom and sis and my brother was there
so i had to deal with my brother which is just not cool.
but oh well.

daily life pt3

0k. t0day waS actuaLLy a fun day.
i w0ke up reaLLy earLy t0day t0 meet witH my bf <3
but i`m scared tHat i'm g0nna get an0rexic cuz i d0n`t eat tHat mucH.
s0metimes i d0n`t even eat at aLL.
but yeaH t0day was reaLLy fun.

daily life pt2

ok... today i thought that i would spend the whole day nicely.
i kinda did... but it could`ve gotten better.
i was home alone today for an hour... there would have been so much things i would`ve done within that hour.
but nooooooo.... i had to kill it.
psh... so yeah.. i was stuck at home... alone...
i got really bored.
ugh. doing laundry tomorrow... hmmmm.... i wonder.

long time

so what has happened to me for the past few days that i haven`t posted here... ?
i actually forgot already.
but i have the same feeling that i`ve been having since the day that JOHN and i got together.
and i don`t think that i have been in-love like this way before.
this is going to be an interesting blog for me...
looks like i`m going to talk about my past and present relationships.

to start with, my first ex-boyfriend started as just a one way relationship
he was the one who really liked me a lot and had the capability to pack up the courage and ask me to be his girlfriend
of course i turned him down. i was such a noob in relationships back then.
i didn`t know how it went and i was scared that this first guy would end up breaking my heart if i did fell in love with him.
although i deny it most of the time, i did feel something for my first bf.
but to the extent that i just cared for him. i didn`t feel anything stronger than that.
sure we said our "i love you's" but it never was enough.
i thought i felt the spark between us and i thought that "he was the one" and it ended up the other way around.
my time with him flew by so fast mostly because we don`t see each other that often.
when we broke up, the heartbreak was not at all big
but it was enough to make me cry and look back into the past 4 months that we've been together.
we ended up being friends but it took me a long time to get used to talking to him again.

my second ex-boyfriend was my shortest lived relationship that lasted 2 months.
he was my crying shoulder when my first bf and i broke up.
apparently, we talked almost everyday about our daily lives... and even our personal lives
we talk about really random stuff although we both thought that talking about them is weird.
we only saw each other once.. and that was the day we got together.
after that... our relationship only had to rely on late night phone calls.
its too bad that it was short lived because i had stronger feelings for him than my first bf.
when we broke up, i wanted to get back with him but thought that if we couldn`t even see each other then why bother.
but its not the strongest i've felt... by this time, i wondered why i was always okay with them having to leave me.
dont get me wrong... the crying was still there but at the end of all the crying, i was satisfied and didn`t think about it anymore.

now my third ex-boyfriend was a colleague in my senior year academy.
we were really good friends and i started liking him for he was really nice overall.
so we started talking until we ended up telling each other how we felt.
and so we were official but a week passed by into our relationship and i felt like it wouldn`t work out.
i was gonna end it right then and there but i saw the effort he's putting in the relationship that i decided to stay in it.
then, things got out of hand and i didn`t know what to do anymore.
i wanted to end everything but along the road i fell for him.
it was hard for me to end our relationship on the day of our 8th month together but i had to do it.
why ? because i wasn`t happy.
i wasn`t happy that i did something that i didn`t wanna do.
i wasn`t happy because i felt pressured and stuck.
he said he wanted to be with me for the rest of his life.
it just wasn`t right and i don`t mean to be rude but i didn`t see myself settling down with him.
so as hard and frustrating as it was, i just had to let go.
its just sad because after our break up, i didn`t want to have anything to do with him anymore.
i wanted him to stop caring for me because i got really annoyed.
and right then and there, i`ve hated what i`ve become.
so after that relationship, i decided to change back into my old self.
the caring, forgiving, and loving person that i was
and fortunately, the change was a success.

and so i met my fourth, fifth, and sixth ex-boyfriend and is still my current boyfriend.
i know what you're thinking, and yes we broke up three times... well he did.
our first break-up was due to a mis-understanding... he did it.
well it sounds better as a mis-understanding.
bottom line is, i didn`t want to let go of someone i wanted so bad.
its not just because we`ve only been dating for a day or two...
but because he's the only one i would fight for
and i see myself putting a lot of effort in our relationship even though i`m always at fault when we fight.
its not because i'm desperate to have a boyfriend
but because i like the feeling i get when i'm with him.
i like the feeling of being really happy.
second time around break-up, he did it.
i didnt really know what the reason was...
so did the third break-up... but he ended up staying with me minutes or hours after that those break-ups
he told me that he couldn`t find it in him to leave me because he loves me so much.
and to tell everyone the truth, i feel the same way about him.
and i actually see myself settling and having a family with him
because its in this relationship that i`ve managed to find balance within myself
i know that there`s just too much flaws in our relationship...
but honestly, i dont think that i have been this happy with someone and i plan to stay with him.
i mean sure we argue with each other A LOT, and we would get mad at each other.
our prides may be great... but my conscience and our LOVE for each other,
our mutual feelings for each other is greater than the flaws our relationship has.
i just could not ask for more because i have everything i've been needing and wanting.

daily life

school was such a drag today.
i went really early today knowing that my first class was cancelled.
i had to get out of the house because its really boring.
well yeah. i ate some breakfast and went to my major's department.
then i went to my next class.
damn ! it was cancelled to !
shit !
so i went to other places...
the rest of the day was fun.
watched sarah marshall today.
haha it was hilarious and a little cheesy in some parts.
but it was still bomb !
but shoot.
when i got home... i felt so tired !
i wanted to go to sleep but i cant cuz my mom would start bitching at me saying that i dont help around the house and all that shit.
oh well.
this is getting pretty long.